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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough for a Tuesday business lunch but a bit light for a Friday evening. Gonna ~~beat that wife~~ pump up these numbers 💪

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Are you not getting your protein from the spiders living in your walls? What are you even doing with your life?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sure hope those are the 0.5L ones

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I assume that's 9 quid, a cheeseburger and fries to take 6 cans of Stella off their hands ..

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I went to a punk bar, and the "happy meal" was a burger, fries, and a pabst blue ribbon. I think it was like $12 and still the best deal around

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

only 6? 😒

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

What, no free string vest?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you drink Stella you’re a rube.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oi the good old wife-beater not good enough for Little Lord Fauntleroy over there? Your Majesty would like some Champagne or some Port? Would a glass of this excellent Bordeaux be more palatable to your delicate taste? What about a pint of Thames Water's best drinking water?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thames Water’s best drinking water?

So - anything by Fullers then?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve had to explain to Australians that Wife-beater is not considered a classy drink in the UK.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think that's why this deal exists, to move the Stella

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