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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

This would be handy in my area to know if I need to roll up the windows before driving by the potato chip production facility.

No, it does not smell like potato chips.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Rotten potatoes. Not good.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I am pretty sure it is is mostly old, used grease. Reminds me of the smell when cleaning out a fryer, but even worse.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The distillery is right next to a chicken processing plant, the smells can be pretty interesting depending on how they mix. Then further down the road is a shingle factory as well as a waste water treatment plant. It’s an interesting area to say the least.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You'd think an oatmeal plant would smell good, but it's fucking disgusting. Only factories I've ever come across that did smell good was a wonder bread bakery, and a Nestle pudding cup factory. The Nestle one was amazing, I think they made other things too cause the smell would range from berries to vanilla, and chocolate and they were all great. I didn't work there and never would because fuck Nestle, but smelling it from our factory was great.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Umm. Yeah until you work in them. I loved getting free bread from the bakery, but god we ripped a floor out and replaced an oven and cooling tower. The amount of yeast bugs 0.0

Each factory has its own little quirks.

One of my favorite places was pie factory. So many delicious smells.

On an interesting note for a bakery, we weren’t allowed in the plant on certain days, it was when they were doing their jalapeño cheese bagels. Special PPE requirements and it was just simpler to keep contractors out on those days.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Baby food factories smell good, like cookies

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Breweries also smell great. Similar vibe to bread.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

They basically invented a new way to insult your friends.

This shall be of great use to me.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

As well as a new excuse to cancel plans.

"I know we had plans, but your town has a high level of stank going on right now and all of my nose clips are dirty."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So far I have been unable to read about Bakersfield, CA, without thinking about Schwarzenegger as the Butcher of Bakersfield.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bakersfield was pretty fucked up well before he was governor. ^/s^

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm referring to Running Man (1987), where Schwarzenegger's character Ben Richards is framed as the Butcher of Bakersfield.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I am aware; that's why I added the /s. 🤦‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh. That didn't show up on my mobile client.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wash your dick, Soren.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone who lives by farm fields or meat processing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lived in Bakersfield a bit during the pandemic. Worst air quality I’ve ever experienced. Truly nasty.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you've never been to Bakersfield, this is not satire, nor any kind of joke. Smelliest city ever.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I foresee "Shop Apple Air". Gotta profiteer off of climate change after all.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It feels like satire, Apple is involved.... it's probably real

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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