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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

Is 8:37 am too early

Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?

hisses before rolling over

[-] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago

I tell you what: we don't scream and stomp until 4 in the morning, bothering neighbors. We sleep at night. Sleep. At night. All night. Right from the very beginning of the night. Imagine, scream-stomper?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

That‘s what I call good timing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Crikey that's good timing!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you cook a full meal for breakfast does it turn into a lunch?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The same day is the time between your main sleeping moment.

Breakfast is the meal you have before lunch on the same day.

Lunch is the meal you have before dinner on the same day.

Dinner is the meal you have after lunch on the same day.

If you have only one meal a day its none of the above and just called having “food”.

Hope that clears things up.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What if I'm doing bifurcated sleep but still eat 2 or 3 meals?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Midnight snacks, all of them.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Too early if I'm left to my own devices. Which nowadays is only if I have someone to babysit, otherwise my baby will climb over from her bed to mine and plant her full diaper in my face between 7 and 11:30 depending on her mood

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

But then it's an awful long time until elevenses.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just enough time for morning tea. Then brunch, then elevenses.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you heard about second lunch?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

They call that breakfast

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's lunchtime somewhere!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes

so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch beers?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Emmm spicy curry for breakfast

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

No if it's the first lunch!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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