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I LIKE CORN! (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago

Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago

Are you ready? 💦

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Got my corn face on 🌽🥵🌽

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

My cob is sweaty 🥵

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's actually easily readable which gives it points from me

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Well that's a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I've wondered about that for years and never would've guessed it's the corn.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

OP is just atheist propaganda. It's actually because of ghosts. Don't get complacent near the corn fields.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out ghosts also like corn.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

They're vaping in there

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh.

Then I'll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They're just not allowed to worship the ghosts.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The one who get scalped by the drill?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Forn cog!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Forncog Lagforn!

I say, I say

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

fornicogtion

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

⚠️ CORN FOG!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.

Corn grows super fast at peak season.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It's like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they're both grasses

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, it’s a very creepy experience to walk through a corn field at night in July.

Definitely no place for children. If you see any, run like hell. ;)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

First time I've ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I'm one of today's lucky 10,000!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Transpire" is the plant version of "perspire." TIL, too!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact, that's the origin of the word.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Brak likes corn!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s got the (fog) juice!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

#CORNNATION

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Hwat in cornnashun!?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fog corn leg corn!

[-] HobbitFoot 3 points 2 weeks ago

ORDER CORN

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that blocked in most cities? CornFog.com the best corn still allowed.

Doggie corn BDSN CP DCP Reverse Corngirl And cornalinguis.

All their videos are extremely unique.... Guy visits girl in an unimaginably huge number of ways, yada yada yada, they're having corn. Yeah! Right there. They're just doing it! C'mon Jerry! They don't care if we watch. No they don't! Its just corn! Who are these people!

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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