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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

At least he got blown

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 134 points 3 days ago

No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.

[-] [email protected] 114 points 3 days ago

No, that's an IED. You're thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren't discriminated against.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 3 days ago

No, that's DEI, you're thinking of a desktop application for software development

[-] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago

No, that's an IDE, you're thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.

[-] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago

No, that's an EDU. You're thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.

[-] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago

No, that's UDF. You're thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago

No, that's Apu. You're thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago

No that's Abu. You're thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago

No that's Alf. You're thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

No, that's elf. You're thinking of a 70s rock band with Jeff Lynne as its lead.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

No, that ELO. You're thinking of the boy band that sang Summer Girls.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

No, that’s LFO. You’re thinking of the outdated term for an alien spaceship.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

No, that’s UFO. You’re thinking of the cult classic comedy from 1989 starring Weird Al Yankovic.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

No, that's UHF. You're thinking of the cassettes we used to record and watch movies on.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

No, that’s a VHS. You’re thinking of the big MMA organization.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

No, that's UFC. You're thinking of the street drug known as angel dust.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

No, that's PCP. You're thinking of the financial payment processing compliance regulation.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

No, that's ACH. You're thinking of the cheaper alternative to copper plumbing.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

No, that's PVC. You're thinking of the standard that allows you to write flag emojis

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

No that's LFO. You're thinking of extraterrestrial spacecraft.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

No, that's UFO you're thinking of the janky american football league.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

No, that's XFL, you're thinking of Microsoft's online gaming service.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, that's an EDM group from the 2010s. You're thinking of ROFL.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

No, that’s character played by James Urbaniak on The Office named Rolf. You’re thinking of Thomas Rolph, cricket player.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

improvise unexploded device.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

Hah. I think this is pretty good.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Pick a vowel, any vowel - they're all the same...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

If you're gonna be my lover, you'd best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.

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