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[-] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Wait, are they using Spongebobs toothbrush?

[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago

The children yearn for crocodile dentistry.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

what is that game about
like, how do you win

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

The other person gets bit

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I believe, you have to take turns pushing down individual teeth. By random chance, it will close the mouth when you do that. So, you lose when you get bitten.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In the original, you pulled them out, but parents probably got sick of losing the teeth.

Edit: This concept is demonstrated in this historical document https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aEpGsH0a8

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I always remembered the push down ones. That interesting they had the pull one as well.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Me every night with my cats (after getting a 2500 bill from the cat dentist)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I thought this was a guy trying to cut a toothbrush in half.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

What is this, The Flintstones?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

This is a live action adaptation of that one episode of Monogatari series (if you know, you know)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

But why? don't they have many sets of teeth when growing up?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I imagine, they can still get inflamed gums or similar, if something gets stuck in there...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

they probably have a powerful immune system to deal with decaying matter, or carrion. also because they constantly replace thier teeth, caries and gum disease is less of an issue for them, as they wont get tartar or bacteria getting trapped in thier teeth.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Doesn't mean it's nice to have gum infections though. I can also imagine they are more of a threat to baby crocodiles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

they probably shed it often where it doesnt become a large problem with like mammals. also animals that tend to eat carriorn or dead animals have unique adaptations around bacterial infections.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Exactly and crocodiles keep growing teeth so they actually did evolve a defense against the dentist…

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

they can replace them constantly, unlike mammals where we get a set amount of teeth. because thier bite forces, or ripping causes them to lose teeth quite often.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This particular one is clearly not ornery.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

At least one person gets it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The dentist or the reptile?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

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