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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago

Juma a freak

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.

Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A couple others tried, but it's Juma's thing

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."

So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It is with Juma

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Weird science

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

… which is the style at the time…”

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Your brown-eye lid 😜

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shit. There goes the planet!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Grass in the butt!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.

What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

a colon scrubber.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Juma, you wouldn't get it darling it's called fashion

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Shockingly similar to homo sapiens.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

So you're saying we're basically chimps.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”

-Bobo the Chimp

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

why is it always butt stuff with chimps?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's cash, ass or grass. Two out of three ain't bad.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

A bit late to be an earphone cargo cult

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I said what what!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can't deny my love for grass either!👍💋😋

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This looks so rad. Anyone knows where I can buy a nice ear glass?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they'll send grass to Uranus.

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