Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
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This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I love how you think
Internet is fucked.
Hey its me, your internet.
Yeah but this is old fashioned internet fucked and i approve.
Always has been ๐๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐
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