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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago

You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I love how you think

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Hey its me, your internet.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago

Yeah but this is old fashioned internet fucked and i approve.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Always has been ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€

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