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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

contractorpoints

cointelpoints

crackerpoints

pmcpoints

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Clintonpoints

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Damn, Cointelpoints is a good one, sorry sir, but I'm going to have to report you for unauthorized good posting in c/badposting bunny-cop

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

as they are all fairly obvious, somebody already coined them, and i'm stealing without giving proper attribution sabo

[-] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Kamalapoints

Edit: toss in imtalkingpoints for good measure.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You need Hexbear Prime to access c/goodposting (its only 9,99$ a month and there is a saladbar)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No that costs 99,99$ but you do get acess to our Lounge area

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes you get unlimited pretzels (but these pretzels they are making me thirsty)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Full access to a salad bar for $10/mo isn't a bad deal

But WDYMP the quality of-

SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM GOING TO CRASH THE FUCK OUT! HOLY SHIT CAN I JUST DO THE LITTLE FUCKING POST, DUDE?! IM JUST TRYING TO FUCKING POST. YOU'RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD POST DUDE. NO I'M FUCKING SICK OF HOU DOING THIS SHIT! IT'S A BADPOST ABOUT CONTRA POINTS. IT'S FICTITIOUS ANYWAY. FUCK OFFFFFF. I WISH YOU MEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Please. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHAREHOLDERS

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

No comrade! You're scaring the shareholders. The shareholders of my HEART AND MIND! I just can't do it anymore

Incoherent sobbing

doggirl-tears

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Look I have got a free Hexbear Prime code. How about we get you to the Salad Bar and you try some vegan caviar ?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

freehexbear2025

Did it work? Do I get good posts now?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

she was never good

this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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