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Damn, Cointelpoints is a good one, sorry sir, but I'm going to have to report you for unauthorized good posting in c/badposting 
as they are all fairly obvious, somebody already coined them, and i'm stealing without giving proper attribution 
why is this in badposting
You need Hexbear Prime to access c/goodposting (its only 9,99$ a month and there is a saladbar)
do I get a blue checkmark
No that costs 99,99$ but you do get acess to our Lounge area
is there snacks
Yes you get unlimited pretzels (but these pretzels they are making me thirsty)
Full access to a salad bar for $10/mo isn't a bad deal
But WDYMP the quality of-
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM GOING TO CRASH THE FUCK OUT! HOLY SHIT CAN I JUST DO THE LITTLE FUCKING POST, DUDE?! IM JUST TRYING TO FUCKING POST. YOU'RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD POST DUDE. NO I'M FUCKING SICK OF HOU DOING THIS SHIT! IT'S A BADPOST ABOUT CONTRA POINTS. IT'S FICTITIOUS ANYWAY. FUCK OFFFFFF. I WISH YOU MEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Please. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHAREHOLDERS
No comrade! You're scaring the shareholders. The shareholders of my HEART AND MIND! I just can't do it anymore
Incoherent sobbing
Look I have got a free Hexbear Prime code. How about we get you to the Salad Bar and you try some vegan caviar ?
freehexbear2025
Did it work? Do I get good posts now?
Kamalapoints
Edit: toss in imtalkingpoints for good measure.
she was never good
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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