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show transcriptcharlottan posted:
they invented a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being very careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

charlottan replied:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment] hexoskeleton commented:
dramatic oversimplification of the field... each scientest can only hit it once and holding it isn’t allowed. and sometimes the floor is even lava. so the problem is a lot more complex than most laypeople might think [end screenshot]

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The version my team invented was called "balloon ball" and the balloon had to touch a desk, wall, or cubical before it could be hit by a person again. But the important bit is that the balloon wasn't entirely filled with air, it was partially filled with the propellant from a duster can. That made the "ball's" path unpredictable.

There was also "balloon ball-ducken" in which there was a 2nd balloon inside the first balloon (and a sometimes a paperclip in the 2nd), but that sport was never quite ready for primetime.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Bullshit.

You're not a scientist at all. I can spot an engineer a mile away and THIS GUY REEKS OF ENGINEER TO ME

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah... I switched sides and became an engineer...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

... and they're doing all this in a biolab with glass containers full of exotic bacteria, viruses and spores sitting on open counters and table tops.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It just wouldn't be as much fun any other way:-).

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I believe the technical term for that is "Keepy Uppy."

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Has anyone else had the whole series of YouTube shorts about that recommended or is that just me?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Lmao i know it's gonna be cheese parade

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

that series is clearly scifi. in real world frolickology, holding the balloon or letting it come to rest in any way is instant death. it is a cool what-if scenario but it's not hard scifi

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

At family gatherings for holidays and birthdays inevitably someone would bop a balloon around, and this game would naturally emerge. Perhaps my family were secretly scientists.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

*scientests

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Keepy uppy!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is keepupology under physics, engineering, mathematics, philosophy, sociology, or spoken Finnish?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Technically each scientist can hit the balloon more than once, just not in succession.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of nuance the layperson doesn't typically understand.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is this that whole immortality thing keep seeing?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

balloon bop

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