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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?

/s

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Find Wood Bison in wild

Manage to get close enough to pet it

Wood

MFW

😯

[-] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Scientists have been known to be materialist.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

...hurloon minotaur...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'm waiting for the wubrg bison

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I’ll settle only for M. Bison

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

what about Andrew Tate bison?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Where testicles?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thermal window?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They're the same thing but totally differently.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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