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How to make a Hexbear nervous
(hexbear.net)
Can't believe you would say that 🤨
What did it say, tell meeeeeee
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My mother did WHAT?!
I said she bought a Switch 2!
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don't hide coward!
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The right is getting better at removed and it's making hexbears nervous
damn, what the hell they'd say???
Something SCANDALOUS
Can't believe they'd repress you like this 
They can't handle the truth
a fraud, a phony, a dastardly bird doing lying deeds to give anxiety to poor Hexbears! 
Don't be silly that's just the mods playing a silly prank hehehoho
Authoritarianism is when I can’t say slurs without them getting automatically filtered out
"I've found out where you live and I'm coming to your house to steal your beans"
"...'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!"
The Mark of Shame I call it
Hexbear
5 Years Ago
THE FUTURE IS NOW! OLD MAN! 
But CyborgMarx, our accounts were created on the same day 
Huh? Whatya say yoouuu zoomie? 
I just assumed most of us are constantly nervous or anxious anyway
HahahahaHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M TOTALLY FINE N N Nnnnnn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA SAME
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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