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there is hope for anyone... (feddit.org)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    For there's no man in town half as manly,

    Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,

    You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,

    And they'll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He's a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn't matter who.

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