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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Same. Too bad that I'm not into obscene amount of drinking that everyone around me wants to do every day.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I started "clubbing" more often with friends. By which i mean i follow them around to bars and keep ordering 0 alcohol beers and other non-alcoholic drinks.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*friend drives up near, tosses you a pair of tights*
"Put these on, we're going SHOE shopping!"
*clacks gun*
"At the BANK!"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

coffee... hiding a body...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It was all looking fun and then suddenly bam a wild card.

I'm not working out, I've got better things to do.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah like who goes to libraries anymore? /s

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

How about sitting down for a casual meal/drink and coming up with an idea for something really cool, start making plans for it, purchase supplies, draw up designs, make some janky but actually working Proof of Concepts, test them and see that the idea is fully viable. However, the only thing needed to bring it to full fruition is to implement some rigor in the process, design mitigations for the edge cases, and write proper documentation. But instead of doing those final things you just stop because you've shown it can positively work and you can't bring yourself to do the boring work now that the idea is proven valid and you've lost interest and are mentally already started on the next great idea?

As friends, are you down for that?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The most anarchist meme ever seen

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I love to have a friend like this. I really just love to have any friend to hang out with☹️

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

See this is why you should join a gang. It's basically just an activity group.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Need a friend with a backhoe... for stuff.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

As an introvert, I do not comply.

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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