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A few colleagues and I were sat at our desks the other day, and one of them asked the group, "if you were an animal, what animal would you be?"

I answered with my favourite animal, and we had a little discussion about it. My other colleague answered with two animals, and we tossed those answers back and forth, discussing them and making jokes. We asked the colleague who had asked the question what they thought they'd be, and we discussed their answer.

Regular, normal, light-hearted (time wasting lol) small talk at work between friendly coworkers.

We asked the fourth coworker. He said he'd ask ChatGPT.

It was a really weird moment. We all just kind of sat there. He said the animal it came back with, and that was that. Any further discussion was just "yeah that's what it said" and we all just sort of went back to our work.

That was weird, right? Using ChatGPT for what is clearly just a little bit of friendly small talk? There's no bad blood between any of us, we hang out a lot, but it just struck me as really weird and a little bit sad.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

You fourth coworker might have been ChatGPT for a while, you just didn’t realize that.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'd better count his fingers, you're right

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Make him do some captcha / do some prompt injection to test

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

I’ve started treating it as the last tool I reach for in my toolbox. When it first came out, I was all for it, but then people started taking a picture of a plant and expecting it to reliably identify them, then asking it for nutrition advice, then asking it about weather and the news.

It’s useful for a small subset of people for some of the time, but the vast majority, it just makes things more difficult.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

It's happening, I have friends who are picking up this habit as well.

One was scared about the remarks of Iran a few weeks ago, and asked ChatGPT whether they would move war to Europe. As if this software trained on Internet bullshit was the Oracle of Delphi.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If only more people treated it like Cassandra instead.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'd be a thistle tortoise beetle.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Ooh, never heard of those. Yknow it's interesting, I don't think many people pick bugs for this question!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It has a penis longer than its entire body. Before I get eaten by a bird, I want to parade that thing around.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

I played Alice is Missing at a board game bar with a pickup group one time and one of the players said he'd use ChatGPT for his role-playing (possibly out of a sense of novelty? perhaps that is just me being charitable). It was exactly like having an NPC and I can't remember any notable things that character did

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That's so strange! Why would somebody bother going to a roleplaying game only to immediately opt out and get a chatbot to do it for them? Unless maybe they're only there for the combat? Is there combat in Alice is Missing? (I'm picturing essentially DnD)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's extremely pure roleplay (no dice or success-resolution mechanics at all), but I think he didn't realize that when we started

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Playing devil's advocate... Maybe guy 4 wanted to end the distracting-to-him back-and-forth and get back to work, but didn't want to seem rude, so he got chatgpt to do it. \(%)/

Edit: the shrug

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

why go all that trouble to use chat gpt, it could give a simple answer and be done with it.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not quite. You've escaped a forward slash, while you should have escaped the second underscore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It depends on the UI. Mine works on the default web UI on desktop and mobile.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This made me think of that "I Think you Should Leave" sketch where Tim Robinson's character feels left out at the office for not having a funny YouTube video to watch, so the next day he tells them he has one and it's a video he created and posted the night before with only one view and they all immediately know he made it but he pretends he just found it lol

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

That's a fun one! I'd be an octopus! 🐙 They're intelligent, adaptable, and have a unique way of navigating the world. Plus, they have eight arms, which would come in handy for multitasking and juggling conversations! 🤣

What about you? If you were an animal, what would you be?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

I'd be a dolphin, because dolphins aren't shy about getting their dicks out to fuck this exact shit right here.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I forget which article but I remember that a teacher wrote something and it said that students were using ChatGPT to answer "introduce yourself."

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

To be fair, forced introduction sessions are the fucking worst. Can't we just get on with things and get to know people organically as time goes on rather than being forced to try to boil down who we are into a short socially acceptable introduction which no one is going to remember or care about anyways.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Uh, weird behaviour. Maybe he already unlearned how to think or be creative. I've never seen anything like that, but I've seen people where the light are on but nobody's home. That leads to the same situation. I wouldn't know what to respond either. That's just the end of that conversation.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Clearest example of outsourcing thought to an AI model

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