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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I tried to stop them to inform them of my condition and how rude they were being but one of them keep loudly yelling "HUH?" "HUH?" while taking unsolicited pictures of my behind. Was I "mogged" on? Was I "dabbed" on by rude teenagers?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

While the way they went after you for that was rude, lack of gluteal muscles can be a serious problem and you would do well to see a physical therapist about it. It can contribute to knee dysfunction which can lead to injuries when people try to run or work out, and make people more prone to falling. A good lifting regiment can start to remedy that, and the basic exercises can be done at home with minimal equipment.

Also it's really cool you have a pet stick bug. But how do you walk a pet stick bug?!

edit god fucking dammit this is badposting

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Lmao you went outside without assmaxing.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

This is entry level shit, I just shove raw ginger up my ass and now I get stuck in revolving doors.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I too suffer from diminished glute syndrome. Solidarity in concave buttcheeks comrade

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

let me ass you this, are you addicted to any drugs? NoAssAtall perhaps?

I'll butt out now.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I would but like I can't tell where they begin? lol jk man it's all good.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the assless freak! Bet you need a belt in skinny jeans, don't you, no ass?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

[Barry Burton voice from Resident Evil 1 ps1] DA-HAMN YOU!!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't read the rest of the post

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I can't even get a modicum of sympathy here of all places.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Well I was gonna donate some cake butt now I think I'll just keep it for myself

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Fine be that way.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hank Hill is goals.

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