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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago
[-] DominatorX1 4 points 6 days ago

Why dost thou harbor this vast hatred for wheat?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Which are delicious! One of my favorite style rolls!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Same!! It's my go-to for grilling season, but it's also versatile enough to cover lots more ground 🥪

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago

Medieval

Potatoes

My suspension of disbelief is ruined completely.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

So doth hates potatoes

would be the modern equivalent of "so does hates" which doesn't make sense

"So, doth thou hate potatoes?" or "So, thou hates potatoes?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Thou art no fun at watching movies.

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I kinda hate waffles. They got me dead to rights!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

So you enjoy manslaughter????

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I swear people on lemmy downvote first and think never.

[-] DominatorX1 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It grates and wears. The ubiquitous stupidity. I swear the average age is 13.

I find myself habitually dumbing my words down here. It is molding my discourse.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You may proclaim "I am a Saxon" and a squire will protest "So thou doth revile the Normans?"

Pray, heretic, didst I stutter?

[-] DominatorX1 2 points 6 days ago

I'm using this.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Had this issue recently.

"Vanilla is good."

"What? No, chocolate is good."

"Both can be good. There doesn't have to be a competition."

"NO! Either chocolate is good or you hate chocolate!"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Exactly! I think we can both find common ground somewhere in the ice cream tub.

1000001700

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Where the neopolitan lovers at?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

They can go right to hell! /S

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Presumably /s is a markup tag meaning "end of strawberries".

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I didn't believe opinions could be wrong until I saw this

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I upvoted you for solidarity but strawberry is my favorite flavor so also how dare you

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The people who think this isn't the case for the vast majority of humanity still have some growing up to do themselves.

... most people are fucking dumb, yo.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

it has nothing to do with being dumb. people can be extremely dumb and still be friendly. this is just behavior that's looking for a fight.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Being friendly and making illogical assumptions about statements are largely unrelated things.

Taking someone in good faith does not imply words and especially phrasing will be correctly interpreted.

[-] DominatorX1 0 points 6 days ago

One could argue that dumb implies lower taste. A smarty seeks conversation, a dummy seeks fights. Consider popular videogames.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

i think what you call "dumb" is what i call "angry". people today are hella angry, yeah. which i guess is a particular thing of modern times and used to be different in the medieval ages, say. anger is not the normal state of humans in general. people nowadays are angry about a lot of things because of stimulus overload, IMHO.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

It is waay too accurate.

In this land, in this time, people look for conflict. Even the most minor incident can bring you into trouble. People try to see that most unfavorable interpretation in anything. People truly express their demise and depression in the most crude of ways imaginable.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What are you talking about?! You're just wrong! Minor incidents don't magically get people in trouble. They're bad people to the core. We want to take them down because it's the right thing to do. ~<In case it's not obvious I was trying to be sarcastic>~

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

aww you're cute when you're trying to sound angry :) i know you're a nice person all the way down :-)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

In this land, in this time, people look for conflict.

No they don't! »:(

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

me neither :) but i've seen lots of people do :/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The comment: loosely held opinion shared for the enjoyment of casual internet debate

The reply: informal fallacy salt the earth any % speed run

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