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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[-] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

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Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

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Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[-] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

pomegrante.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

*paraglided

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

i think it's just silliness

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Okay then 😅

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

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Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's a pretty old screenshot.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago

fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 45 minutes ago

This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts.

Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The boiiiiiiing before pill!

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