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[-] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

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Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[-] [email protected] 89 points 3 weeks ago

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

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Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

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shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

*paraglided

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

pomegrante.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

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What the fuck did I just read?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

the boning after pill is what started all this!

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

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A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

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