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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[-] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[-] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

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[-] [email protected] 90 points 1 day ago

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's a pretty old screenshot.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

pomegrante.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

*paraglided

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

i think it's just silliness

[-] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

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There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The boiiiiiiing before pill!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

the boning after pill is what started all this!

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