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Fitness (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Story time!

I had some time when I had no hookup, was dealing with anxiety, weight management, and could get CBD vape juice legally. So I took long walks on the weekend, vaping the CBD and getting exercise.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We got Ebikes and have been discovering fun new smoke spots

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Fitness dick up in yo mouth BOOM got 'em

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ok so I normally don't post AI slop but a while back I was selfhosting an image generation model and a friends and I were fucking around trying to make super high quality furry porn (I promise this is SFW) and ended up with basically the dude in this meme on a horse treking through the desert and he was so handsome. Anyway I wanted to share the image so I'm gonna go dig it out of my harddrive.

~~Sorry anyone reading this before I've edited the comment, I needed a placeholder or I'd forget what I was doing ๐Ÿ˜…~~

Edit: I found it in a photo I took with my phone

Ugh just look at that handsome man!

Anyway sorry for clogging up the feed with nonsense the meme made me wanna share. Please don't hate me kthxbaiiii

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I mean this in the most endearing way I can, without a shred of malice.

This is the most autistic thing I've read in a hot minute. I can't help but laugh thinking about the train of thought that led you to post this. Based scalie enjoyer, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thank ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’›

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It's the cosmic raptor looking over them that gets me

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's the 32 toes on the foot that get me

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Literally my plans tomorrow

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Soooo... They don't have any externally visible genitals, do they?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Nope! Just a single hole they do all of their business through called a cloaca. Birds are like this too (because birds are reptiles)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The orifice of kings

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25872571

LSD (and MDMA (and edibles (and DMT)))

I was too fit, as I had a magnesium deficiency (I was fine).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

holy heck, oh to be tripping in a place like that!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Mist fell from every leaf, and the Sun turned purple.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'd bet $50 that there's literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Fitness?I'm gon be fittin' this edible in my belly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Indubitably so, good sir

this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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