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Some Bomb Shit
(sh.itjust.works)
"are there any questions?"
"Scooby sends his regards, Mindy."
They even made a sitcom about it, called How I Melted Your Mother.
"Is that grilled cheese?"
"No, that's uncle Yamada."
canned laughter
uncle Yamada.
That's actually his middle name.
His full name was Watts Yamada Wichoo.
He was from all over the place and that's also where he ended up. Because of the thing.
The follow up to the much appreciated Heil Honey
Did i just read customer feedback? That is some dark capitalism right there, yikes. Demand and supply were not exactly balanced. Oof.
Look, it's just a silly joke. There's nothing about capitalism, or supply and demand.
"Hey, we used a nuclear bomb on you. How was it for you?" It's not that deep.
Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".
Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".
Great, now he's ceased to exist.
Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.
JRO: I was just being silly teehee >///<
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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