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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a new born I guess:

  1. Find my moms breast
  2. Drink milk
  3. Sleep
  4. Pee and poop
  5. GOTO 1
[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Tits, self relief and death? That’s one more thing than I’m guaranteed at the moment, where do I sign up?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Horse 2

Now has extra integrated saddle

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

A human can ride horse 1 without a saddle.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

saddle is dlc on horse 1 tho lol you can't even find horse 1 saddle in dungeon chests

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Saddle can be found in Barns and the like. You're just not looking in the right chests. Of course you're not going to find one if you're looking in a dungeon chest!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

bro are these all fake images then!?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Who else read the entire wiki page?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

With benefits. One drought and they're a kebab.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Enjoy the fact that capitalism won't exist for another couple hundred millenia

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Feudalism was worse, and despotism was even worse than that.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

We got like 220k years to spare. We're good.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Cry, poop, or do other newborn stuff. But what else do babies actually do? 😆

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.

And to go to "there", it seems nice "there", why shouldn't we go "there"? It doesn't have other people "there".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

There's no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

do some weird ass draws on walls stuff

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look around for some andesite, granite, or flint, and copper. Use those to make tools. Instantly get promoted to the top of the human monkey group because I "know magic" of fire and stone. I'm an apprentice smith.

Probably spend the rest of my life making one of those Roman 12 sided smithing test things that historians can't figure out what it is.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not sure that you meant born because everyone is taking it too literally and it doesn't help make a decent question.

Document everything I can think of for future people and put it in a place that someone will find out but is not that open to be degradation.

I know how impossible this sounds.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

confused unga bunga

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not sure how accurate my memory of the modern world map would be for that far back but depending on "where I spawned in" I would try and migrate to like ideal farmland or somewhere I know is good to build up.

If I was near Iberia I'd probably try for Cordoba.... Western America, I'd go for San Francisco or anywhere near Lake Tulare... I'm sure there's more than I am remembering right now.

I wouldn't have to worry about organized religion having immense crusades and could carve out a little kingdom.

Try to make a modest "fortress" out of ashlar blocks or anything I can make primitively. Try to find a way to record as much "hints" towards technological progress for my descendants to follow.

Fertilizer, Germs, Animal Husbandry, Public Works (Dams), Canning, Gunpowder (not idea of gun just explosives, but they'll probably weaponize it), steam power, oil, electricity, refrigeratation, concept of computers.

It'll probably just have to be drawings but if I can find a cool gal and learn her language enough to roll with it then it'll just have to be that, No point in writing it in English.

If I can actually get to the point of building a steam/wobbler engine that would probably be my life goal.

Throw in ancient technologies that are cool like Yakchals(?) and what not to actually survive to that point.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Develop whatever language exists, find methods of timekeeping and recording history. I vaguely remember something about the first humans getting eaten a lot so maybe my priorities are in the wrong place

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Vaguely remember that fire can be made by rubbing two sticks together.

Try to make fire.

Fail.

Get kicked out of tribe for wasting time with sticks instead of helping with the hunt.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Go to very deep cave. Then write down "资本主义每一次都会导致法西斯主义"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Born back then so no idea of the future probably? Fire was invented like a million years before or around that, so I'm probably cooking food. I like cooking the food. Dying during childbirth??

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Food, water, shelter, sleep?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Main question is do I have modern knowledge or not?

If yes - then apply everything I know from primitive technology and education. Will try to reach some level of progress, probably will be able to get to steam machines and telegraph in one lifetime.

If no - then will be just strolling with everyone and enjoying nature as usual.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How? You'd need metallurgy for that

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

End the human race before it gets out of hand. Like humans do animals animals or non-western people. today.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You couldn't because.. and this is just a guess here.. there were so few humans that you wouldn't meet anyone outside of family

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Punch a tree until it falls. Make an axe out of wood. Use it to chop more trees down. Find shelter for the night. Build a crafting table. Wait until sunrise. Run around until I find sheep. Kill them for wool. Make a bed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Find a nice waterfall and build a hut by it

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