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[-] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'll tell you a story:

One summer, I went on vacation in Europe. I rented a car and hopped from friend to friend, touring around.

When I came back, one of my workmates asked me:

"So you drove quite a few miles! How did you cope?"
"What do you mean 'cope'" I replied
"Well, Europeans drive on the left. Wasn't it confusing?"
"W...What?"

Turned out, the dude was totally convinced only Americans drove on the right.

Americans are fucking clueless about everything going on outside of their country, and largely clueless about what goes on inside of it too. They're honestly shamefully ignorant.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I mean for one this is by design, so that they don't know how fucked our country is, but also our country is the size of several European countries so it's not exactly apples to apples. Even state to state you can have wildly different traditions, house styles, etc.

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago

It’s like accents. Did you know America is the only place that doesn’t have language accents? We just speak normal English here.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like accents. There’s a nugget of truth to that though. Accent variation in the UK is greater than across the whole of the US. You can drive the length of Britain in America and still hear less variation than you’d get in just 15 miles across parts of the UK, thanks to its highly localized linguistic evolution over centuries. Interestingly, some American accents are actually closer to 17th century English than many found in the UK today, and (comparatively) lack strong markers like rhotic dropping, vowel shifts, or intonation patterns that give it a ‘vanilla’ vibe.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I would imagine that this has similar root causes like Italian in South Tyrol. About 100 years ago in an attempt to forcefully italianize the german-speaking Tyroleans the fascists moved a lot of italians from all over Italy into South Tyrol, resulting in a very clean italian (somewhat "high-italian") being spoken there, opposed to the various regional dialects all over Italy. The clean language is a more common ground between everyone, so it makes sense to default to that (and is a lot closer to the language foreigners learn)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I have a buddy in London who swears he can almost tell what neighborhood someone grew up in based solely on their accent. I don't think it's quite that bad but last time I was there he did point out several that were solely in London.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Yep I can tell apart different accents from around Glasgow. Most cities will look like this so easier than it sounds.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Interestingly, English does have a "reference" accent. "Queens English".

Back in the days of the British empire, the aristocracy had a serious problem. When they traveled, the local population were difficult to understand, they all had accents. To solve this, the hired help were taught not just English but a clear "accentless" English. This meant the rich could go anywhere in the empire and not have to decode the local's butchering of English.

While it's used a lot less now, it was only a few decades back that the BBC stopped requiring it for news broadcasts. It's the "classic" British accent you see on TV shows.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Fun fact it's also the Coruscanti accent in Star Wars

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

I bet this person rotates the square in tetris

Rotation buffering makes it fall just a bit slower so a good Tetris player would probably still do that.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Huh? I'm seeing those videos from the Tetris Gods and I see pieces falling down at a speed that my brain can't even understand, this technique maybe is used by "entry level" Tetris professional players?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They said "good" at Tetris, not "God" at Tetris! Mostly a pun but yeah, there's of course a difference between the best in the world and really good casual players.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Is there still a lot lead in the air in america ? 🤔

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Nah, we get it from the water now. And if you drink too much of the water as a kid, sometimes from snacking on old paint.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

This is actually a serious problem in parts of China (Shenzhen, at least). You can never predict what kind of wall outlets will be in a building. Either the UK style (popular in nearby Hong Kong), American style (NEMA 5-15), or Europlug, and sometimes multiple types in one building. At the company I was mostly visiting, each conference room had universal power strips, which accepted all three styles of plugs as well as pinky fingers. I never figured out what the voltage/frequency was, and made sure to plug in only devices that could handle 120-240V.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The frequency is always Kenneth.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

US electrical plugs are the worst.

I still regularly manage to electrocute myself on those death designed shit plugs that allow uounto touch love metal if you're not very careful

Then the "Gravity will pull your plug out of the wall" design which is just amazing too.

Then the "bends by breathing at it" strength

I could go on, but you get it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

UK plugs are the best and can double up as non destructive landmines.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

i know you meant live metal. But I love the concept of love metal. There's a spark between us

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

I'm not able to find the link right now, but Technology Connections did a fantastic breakdown of the designs for U.S. plugs/outlets compared to those in (I think) the U.K.

Unsurprisingly, our outlets in the U.S. feature several braindead design choices that make them more dangerous.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

the fact that old sockets can't handle the weight of a plug means the design was brain-dead from the beginning

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

The sockets were adequately designed for the plugs of the time. Then we started cramming transformers, capacitors and regulators into them to convert ~high voltage AC to low voltage DC.

The plugs changed, but the sockets took forever to barely catch up, if you can even say that much.

The more concerning thing is how they leave exposed live metal that you could touch while inserting/removing if you're not careful.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I really like where some countries have the prongs partly insulated so you can’t electrocute yourself as easily. It seems like it could be cheaply and easily done in the US as well, if we cared to do so

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

We could just flip our outlet upside down and be sort of safer, but we don't because the little face 😮

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

They're right, it does sound really stupid, but it's also actually really stupid.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

i once talked to an American who asked me how they celebrate 4th of July in Scotland.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Surely there's a joke about drinking on it to celebrate, like the Scots do on the 5th and 6th of July as well

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I had English people ask Irish people why they don't celebrate the 5th of November. These people are everywhere.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

A swiss plug will go into a German or french socket, a German plug will go into a french socket and visa-versa. A two pin German plug will fit in a swiss socket. There are probably more compatibilities with the EU, but these are off the top of my head.

Also, traveling to a different country within the EU isn't the same as going to a different state in the US, so technically, we are better off in the EU plug wise.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Swiss plug with a grounding pin won’t fit into a Type-C or Type-F socket though unless it’s a multi type socket. And Italy has that weird Type-L socket that comes in two sizes. Though they also have Type-F (Schuko). Ireland uses the British standard so not Schuko or Type-C compatible.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to point out that UK plugs are, by a long shot, the best plugs.

They have ground. They slot in and stay in. The structure of the plug means that the wire comes out the bottom and not the back, which is better for plugging stuff in behind furniture.

Basically every other plug-type is ass compared to UK plugs.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

there's so much more to UK plugs, they are on another league compared to other plugs.

All sockets are childproof, the holes have like doors that block the socket unless the earth pin is inserted.

the plug pins are only half exposed, so there's no live surfaces outside of the socket.

there's a fuse in the plug.

no need for 2A in the UK, the plugs can double as a flail.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

EU plugs designed in the past 50 years also have half-exposed pins and EU sockets from the past 30 years also have little rubber flaps that only open if they're pressed both at the same time (I've tried it, it works really well, I couldn't get a singular multimeter prong in my outlet until I used the second prong). There are no exposed live conductors anywhere in my house.

Nowadays the main practical difference between EU and UK plugs is the "lack" of a fuse, except any semi-modern appliance that could make use of a fuse should include one internally. In every other situation circuit breakers work fine, UK plugs have fuses because they historically couldn't rely on the circuit breaker existing.

Nowadays the regulatory focus is not on plugs, which are fine, but on GFCI. Gotta put one 30 mA differential per electrical circuit in kitchens/bathrooms and a whole house 300 mA differential. That's a much safer way to detect electrocution than wait until several amps have been going through the plug because all you're getting by the time the fuse trips is a fried person sandwich.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

The only disadvantage to UK plugs is that they turn into caltrops when unplugged

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The structure of the plug means that the wire comes out the bottom and not the back

... What? I have lots of right angle cables. The way the wire "comes out" of the plug is not limited by the plug itself.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Their only real disadvantage is how comically large they can make normally small power bricks

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

And stepping on one makes Lego seem tame.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Rotating the square in Tetris sounds like the start of a creepy pasta.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I rotated the square in Tetris and then suddenly the bricks became hyper-realistic with hyper-realistic blood and then they jumped out of my TV and I hyper-realistically died! The end.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Gotta rotate the square, it's like clicking the tongs.

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