SoGrumpy

Not a lawyer. By the letter of the law, yes.

They had to jump the fence - presumably the gate was secured - in order to get to the house. Further, they walked around the property looking for the owner. This looks to anyone without more knowledge, very much like trespassing.

Just my 2 cents, I'm not trying to defend or accuse anyone.

what am I supposed to wear outside when it's 23 degrees?

Shorts, T-shirt and flip-flops, or

Short sleeve shirt (Hawaii style), linen trousers, moccasins.

Something along those lines would be good at 23^o^ C.

I found it easy to follow - much easier than typical graphs.

The Guinness Book of World Records is in the Guinness Book of World Records itself, for being the book most stolen from libraries.

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.

I live in the equivalent of an American suburb.

I'd have to go into town to the library. It's too far to walk, I'd have to drive, which would mean fuel and then parking fees.

Or I could take public transport, which would be two buses or a bus and a tram. The connections aren't the best, so the journey into town takes at least an hour, then the same shit home.

All for a few printed pages.

My local grocery store is ten minutes on foot.

My analysis exactly.

I've never been in a Starbucks.The thought of drinking coffee that isn't does not appeal to me.

I know it's only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

It's either over or out.

Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

slam the breaks more

Not to mention the brakes too.