So, not twins in the biological sense then? Is it not so that a fertilised egg must split and then two babies develop from that one egg for them to become twins? This is two separate eggs being fertilised from different men in a short time frame. All they have done is share the womb.

Not if you're storing the image in a wank-bank.

You can talk about jesus all you want and as loud as you want, in the privacy of your own toilet. If you are in my presence, just as a sign of respect, keep your damn mouth tightly sealed. Thank you.

Wallet? What wallet?

They probably thought there was no point.

Sorry, it had to be done.

Please, no!

Warum nicht? Sowas gibt es für Wohnwagen.

Absurd. Im 'Pott' ist die Entsorgung alle Verpackungsmaterialien beim Recyclingcenter um sonst.

IIRC Jason Statham started as a dancer in music videos.

Like a fart in a trance.

Bier ist OK - die Alkohol darin, nicht so.

Dunno about downsides, but on the upside, once you can speak it, you'll be an absolute ace behind the wheel of a car in snow and ice.