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"Breaking news"
A spring roll a day…
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
Yeah probably the same "doctors" that give vaccines and think covid is real 😳
Breaking news
...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
You are a menace.
It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.
what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?
Teriya-KY
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
I couldn't find spring rolls on AnyDice.com
How else do u digest them tho???
put them down your ass?
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
Wait what???
What what?
In the butt...
Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..
More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww
Yeah. You should be lubricating your spring rolls with sweet&sour sauce.
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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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