I'm a cis white male, but I'll suck some dick to protest this bullshit.
Check dm's
Oddly enough this IS on my bingo card for today.
A party full of people that are so unsure and afraid of their sexuality that they have to gather together and make a point of it to the world that they are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really not gay, not even a little bit bi, absolutely bit bi at all!
Okay then, hope you guys have fun, then! Don't check what's happening behind the toilets, though!
This is the hardest not the onion thing I have ever seen.
The title of the festival. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying here. Holy shit.
I spent a summer once in Idaho in my early youth. Hard to describe anything there in terms of "awesome" unless it's beer gut.
Boys, I da ho, sounds very straight to me
That's the beauty of the gaycation
Omfg, that's insane.
I bet Grindr crashed from all the extra traffic.
Yeah all of the two dozen people
It's not a very well made app, so that's still believable.
I rather enjoyed the song
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