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I was hoping for fat baby jd vance

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Oscar Wilde: "There are only two tragedies..."

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JAKE: All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins- Smith. Smith. Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze! Slow down! This isn't fair! I have a cane. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. NYPD. NYPD. I need to commandeer this vehicle.

JESSICA: It's a crossover. It's a crossover SUV, and you can't have it.

JAKE: I'm a cop can you please get out of the car?

JESSICA: No, this Schmidt's mom's car, and I'm more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.

JAKE: I'm not a thug I'm police.

JESSICA: Okay, then name one law.

JAKE: Don't kill people.

JESSICA: That's on me I set the bar too low.

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Whoa, Black Betty! Blamp-a-lamp!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The moths are only here now because we had to open the windows after all the beans. It started to get really rank in here.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I really appreciate you taking the time to add to the shitpost-verse lore by applying logic and detail to this crossover.

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Excellent source of plant-based protein and fiber.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If I remember correctly, lava lamps have a heating element, so there's a chance this might not be too bad.

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That thing will fit up my ass for 3 days easily

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit: Replied at the wrong level again. Please downvote my shame. I did.

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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