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[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hate the sun. The sun's a piece of shit and I fucking hate it. It always shows up "hey man it's hot outside! Why don't you take your shirt off, go to the beach, get out your man tits and low self esteem?" SUN, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

I've had enough of living under this fiery fuckin Al Qaeda

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

As a wise man once said "The sun is a deadly laser!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Found the person from Liverpool.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What did the s*n from he youtube animated series love of the s*n do?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

I don't know... the Moon is beautiful, but George Carlin had a point on worshiping the Sun:

"I've begun worshiping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The fact that the Sun is chatting nonsense is less surprising than grass being green

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

And accusing it of being a gang member no less.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Suuper Blood would be a great rap name for a blood lmao. Suu whoop.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's your fault, sun.

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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