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[+] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    but when I do it all i get is "please leave the store'

    bs

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Because it's cultural appropriation!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    when RDJ does blackface for a whole movie it's fine, I wear a salmon and get cancelled, doesn't seem fair

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

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  • [+] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)
  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I'm thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your "hat" and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too.

    Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things "for the hell of it."

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We must give the dolphins edibles.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish

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  • See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.

    I don't trust the masturbation was ethical, but they're horny and aware enough it could be in the future.

    English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, trout mask replicas are always in style!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    Imagine if orcas start a fad so popular, humans start getting in on it, too, and it becomes the first ever cross-species fad.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    Fashion is a playground

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