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but when I do it all i get is "please leave the store'
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Because it's cultural appropriation!
when RDJ does blackface for a whole movie it's fine, I wear a salmon and get cancelled, doesn't seem fair
The 80s are coming back!
Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!
I'm thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your "hat" and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too.
Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things "for the hell of it."
Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
Well I didn't believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
We must give the dolphins edibles.
they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.
I don't trust the masturbation was ethical, but they're horny and aware enough it could be in the future.
English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
If humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it's an advantage but actually does nothing.
Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.
Imagine if orcas start a fad so popular, humans start getting in on it, too, and it becomes the first ever cross-species fad.
this lures the moose
I hate that fact, so unsetteling to imagine



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