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Bruce Lehrmann pleads not guilty to stealing four-wheel drive in Tasmania
(www.theguardian.com)
Was half expecting that headline to finish "pleads not guilty to feeding his family deathcap mushrooms", and to find this was a Betoota article. How does this guy keep getting himself into these situations?
I keep expecting it to tie into the article below: "'Sounded like gunshots': 4WD ploughs through shopping centre".
Maybe he can be our George Santos, and get ever more unhinged.
It feels like this guy, Ben Roberts-Smith and Salim Mehajer are all in some sort of weird contest that the rest of us don't know about.
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