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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

for a sexual trist at the Library

I'm confused about this entire book/library sequence. Is John saying that libraries and reading are leftist things?

The thing about anti-intellectualism is that its proponents never consider the possibility that they themselves can be "intellectual". They think of intellectual people as having some sort of inborn superpower and that they have no choice but to be grovellingly deferential toward them, which they would rightly hate. But they can just read books and become intellectual themselves 🤷‍ The shit's open source. And it's open source even if you're poor, because of LIBRARIES!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

*tryst

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 hours ago

John be like:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

It was Flavor Aid.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I've read that they ran out of Flavor-Aid and had to switch to Kool-Aid by the end.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

people who , write like this , make me want to ,. commit war crimes;;;

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

YOU FORGOT……THE ALMIGHTY ALLCAP’S…..THE ULTIMATE….😀😀😀 CRIMES MUST OF….BE ACOMBLISHED….EXTRA APOSTROPHE’S!!! 😀😀😀

And don’t forget the smileys, misspellings, ellipses and “Have a nice day, libtard😀😀😀”.

(Ugh. I got irritated just writing that much in mockery)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Hello, Mr, Shatner

Edit : Oh , I misunderstood ,. You meant the constant ;;; spaces and, shit .. not the , Shatner sprach .

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

like, i get not being good at using punctuation so you just end up typing massive run on sentences or, like, constantly using, commas.. or overusing the.. uh.. what´s it called.. ellipsis..

but holy shit HOW HOW HOW do these people end up thinking THIS , makes any ,, sort of sense,,,;;;,,,;;;;;,:;.;.,:;.;:;.,:;:;:;:-----_'-'--¨'̈́̈́̈́̈́'̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́....:::.:....:::.

in what fucking country, what fucking culture, is this shit actually seen as normal? the most i've seen being used as standard is like, french putting a space before question marks for some reason, and chinese or whatever sometimes using some slightly funky punctuation, but i've never found a culture that genuinely treats this shit;;; as normal

like.. do people not read things? how the fuck does one end up thinking no one is going to find that punctuation usage strange?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

Boomertyping

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Or hostile LLM.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 hours ago

Bet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

Can't be, he's probably allergic to the bible, since it's a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who's emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Most of them don't read it....

:spelling

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

But they'll proudly shout that it's the "MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[-] [email protected] 48 points 12 hours ago

"Sexual trist at the Library" Damn what libraries are you going to?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Bro went to a gay adult book store once and confused it with a library, now he's on a crusade (to find the guy who sucked him off in the bathroom).

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago

One's that clearly have no dictionaries in them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Spelling isn't important anymore.

-Random dipshits on the internet who get angry about being corrected.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

It certainly seems that he wouldn't be able to read even if the place had them

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Indeed. One would like to know where one would find such outrageous dens of iniquity. So one can avoid them, of course.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Dunno either, but if you find out please clue me in

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

you're*

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

That’s the one you correct?

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