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What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE age!!
No, it was an asteroid impact and the eruption of the Deccan Traps.
Quite literally the opposite of an ice age.
The asteroid impact and volcanic eruption caused a metric fuckton of particulate matter to be ejected into the atmosphere, effectively blocking out the sun, causing an ice age.
The Deccan Traps pumped out enough lava to cover the US a foot deep. Daily.
The dinosaurs were on the way out when the asteroid hit.
Technically, one clade of theropods lives on to this day though.
Also the fact that I.C.E. (internal combustion engine) vehicles are one of the major causes of climate change.
And Inter City Express trains are catching strays
Let's go the Futurama route and drop ICE in the ocean
Thus solving climate change once and for all.
But...
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
xD
Do the nuclear winter and that should cancel it out.
Their POLICEICE vests also look goofy af
Omg i love @TheZeldaZone she's a real one fr fr
That's some 90's B movie writing
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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