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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

I'm in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don't need.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I check to see if I can put February 30th (less common of an error these days) on the oldest year they'll let me. 29th if 30th isn't an option and try to select a really old non leap year

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I always go back further. 1642 or 1865 for example

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.. That's too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Enjoy your coffee good VikingHippie! May there rest of the day be easier for you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks! May the rest of your day be good and easy too!

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I was born at second zero!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, shit, that means you're the second coming of Christ.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I've been doing that longer than 2000 has been old enough, so it's been Jan 1, 1990 for me.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've been doing that longer than 1990 has been old enough, so it's been 1.1.1980 for me.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[-] bdonvr 11 points 2 years ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

How long until we're all born Jan 1 2000?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

5 years ago

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I like 1/1/1 (2001-01-01) better.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

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