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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Can't let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn't even show up for veteran's memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Because what, the weather would pose a threat to the wellbeing of the soldiers?

Trump doesn't care about that.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Can lightning disable a tank? I don't want the crews to get hurt but four or five M1 Abrams stuck in the middle of Constitution Ave would make for some fucking GREAT b-roll for the nightly news.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I'm more interested in whether it'll disable a particular president. See the secret service try to prevent that act of god

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Give him a really tall metal chair to watch it from.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Maybe somewhere high up so he can see better. The top of the Washington Monument for example...

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Get a water balloon and fill it with skunk musk ... basically skunk feces or the anal glands of a dead skunk

let it sit in the sun for an afternoon before you use it.

throw it anywhere near the parade route

the stink will last for days

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Can't he just sharpie away the thunderstorm?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Every soldier should be given a sick chit for bonespurs that day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

We can only hope. Let's dust off that old HAARP and see if we can make it happen! /s

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Trump is a witch confirmed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It is things like this that almost makes me feel like there is a god.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Cancel his parade and force the withdrawal of troops from LA? But that'll make Trump sad.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
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