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[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago

Guarantee this guy calls other people NPCs while posting shit like this

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, I do enjoy the hoo-mon activity of "LAUGHTER" with my life partner. I am not a reptile alien at all, fellow hoo-mons.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He needs to make his sockpuppet accounts a little less obvious

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Aha! Truly excellent. I am also married. My wife and I tell many jokes like this to each other. We have three Human Offspring. They are big fans of this musical, and others.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

But she goes to a different comedy club. You wouldn't know her.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

all elder millennial cringe was stuffed into one person, to be a sort of Gestalt Cringe for us all

upon destruction he will spew it all out into the intergalactic void in a single pulse of energy capable of eventually being detected millions of light years in every direction

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Cringe sin-eater

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He died for our cringe

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Damn, someone edit his face onto Leto II II.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Paul really out there picking a name once and sticking to his guns. I bet if he hadn't been iced by sardaukar there would've been Leto II, Ghanima, and Leto II.

And while I'm out here, holy fuck the assassination plot against Leto and Ghanima was the most smooth brained plot imaginable. Train up some tigers to maul whoever was wearing a specific uniform, then release them into an alien environment and hope for the best

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Hey did you hear about that time I told a really funny joke?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

trump-anguish

Wow, what a funny joke! I heard the joke, I said, "wow, what a funny joke!"

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Facebook ass humor.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

ya dude that's definitely what happened

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope someone gets possessed by the spirit of John Wilkes Booth

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

die-motherfucker I believe you meant Sic Semper Tyrannis, what you said means "Always faithful terrible lizard"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This man destroyed Tim Walz in a debate.

Like, wiped the floor with him.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

usha; [hysterical laughter]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Do you think Vance and Trump talk about broadway musicals?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think Trump talks at him about musicals but I would bet any amount of money that Trump doesn't give a single fuck about vances opinion on anything.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Careful snowflake, you might call in the national guard when the revolution act starts

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hope those performers give the most lackluster show of their lives

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

is there a joke or some kind of reference to something here? or maybe i'm just too dense

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

References: A barber who kills people is Sweeney Todd. Les mis is french revolution.

I wouldn't call it a joke though.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The joke is America!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

maybe this is that "anti-humor" i've heard about

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

he should take trump to watch our american cousin

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Yeah I know what Lame As A Rob is. I was talking about Les Miserables."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Aside from that, how was the play Mrs. Vance?

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