Do you think my co-worker will hear about this? (lemmy.world)

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I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately, as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years. We started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race.

You see, my penis is quite small... It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (4” x 4”). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she was going to tell my cute coworker.

This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile (she usually doesn’t even say anything). I can’t imagine she didn’t get filled in over the weekend. What do you think the chances are she knows about my size?

TL;DR: got my junk waxed by a girl who turns out to be my co-workers best friend. Pretty certain she now knows about my small penis.

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago

This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile

Your cute coworker is greeting you with a huge smile. Almost no matter the cause, she is brightened by your presence which is something you should default to being a good thing.

Go have lunch with her and enjoy your day. Don't stress over stuff you can't change.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago

I mean I would think that way if she reacted that way to seeing me every day, but this was totally out of the ordinary. I took it more as smiling because she heard about my run in over the weekend..

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

That's a self-defeating attitude. Be careful with what you're looking for, because you're likely to find it. If you're looking for reasons that she doesn't like you, you're going to find them!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

More likely that she was smiling because now she knows you know her friend which means you have a shared outside connection.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Maybe she got excited thinking about how smooth you were. Either way, I would take it as a positive sign.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

It’s also possible that her friend mentioned you, but didn’t say anything about your size. She could simply have been happy that you met her friend. Now you have something else in common!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

tbh until reading to the end I thought the embarrassing thing will be the waxing, not the size

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Guys, this is another one of that dude's humiliation-kink accounts. He keeps making new posts with new accounts, it's all the same guy. You may remember him having small feet, or an engorged stomach. Don't engage with him.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Thanks dude you the mvp here

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

While feeding the troll isn't a good idea, sometimes it's still fun in the comments section since folks interact here in an interesting way.

It's why I don't usually bypass known repeaters like this. If the question or situation is interesting enough, it's still worth talking to the other users that pop in.

But, like you said, don't engage with the troll/kinkster if they bother to jump into comments

[-] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

This is 100% not true.. I have no idea what dude you are talking about.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I could see why you would think that though. This would be a good situation if I had a humiliation fetish. Unfortunately, that's not the case.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

A waxer does not care what size your dick is and has no reason to tell anyone about it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

For real. My father was a gynecologist and always said - "I need their file to remember their names, why would I remember their genitals?"

And from a business standpoint it would be very bad practice to talk about that stuff, if it comes out people are less likely to trust you.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

If ya’ll were gunna date she’d find out pretty quick anyway, and if that’s a deal-breaker for her then you’re probably better off staying friends. And maybe her friend is a bro, or at least a professional, and didn’t say anything.

If you didn’t even want to date her at some point, then it really ain’t anything, ya know?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yea, I get what you’re saying. I wasn’t planning on dating. She already has a bf. Just embarrassing if she knows I’m small down there.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Why is it embarrassing?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

How is it not? Thinking about them laughing behind my back and making jokes. I mean I’ll get over it, but definitely embarrassing.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

If you're for real: Almost nobody cares about your dick size. The few people who do are no better than the creeps who laugh at fat people for existing in public. Body shamers are the ones who should be embarrassed.

If this is all some elaborate humiliation kink thing: Stop roping nonconsenting internet bystanders into your fetish.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she'll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.

At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it's a prefference. A partner will never check all the "prefference" checkboxes either, since a partner that is "perfect for you" isn't some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Some woman prefer a "more manageable size". Also one that won't hurt them.

Not all woman find a big one comfortable.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

This is absolutely true. The women who actually prefer 7+ inches are rare, and most explicitly seeking it haven't actually experienced it. My girl prefers 5 or smaller because we can't do the things she enjoys at my size.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

How would they know what your dick size is unless you got hard during waxing? You stated yourself that you're a grower like a lot of guys and I'm sure a person who waxes genitals for a living would recognize this. This doesn't make any sense.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The size you're describing isn't small enough to even make jokes about. Believe me, I've heard women joke about size and it's the 2 inches or less while erect range; and even then it's about bad hookups or guys that have been awful to them.
Girls that see random flaccid dick regularly are even less likely to joke about size.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Size doesn't matter. I'm close friends with a dude dating in his 50s and his dick just doesn't work like it used to after he had a heart attack. The women are usually very understanding and often like the challenge. Someone loving you for who you are wouldn't even be bothered by something like that as long as it's about love. And if she physically needs more sometimes, just buy a dildo to help her out. Nothing more or less as if she needs dirty talk. Just oblige and make her happy as she makes you happy.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I think just go about your business assuming her friend kept it on the down-low, and it doesn’t seem like it’s led to her treating you worse so all good. Nothing to be embarrassed about if you trust her to be a good person, which you seem to.

I get it, of course, it’s certainly a little awkward and not a position I would want to be in. I’ll bet the not knowing if she knows is probably worse than if you could know for sure she does, eh?

[-] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago

100% the not knowing is stressing me out. I feel like it’s at least 75% chance they discussed it considering they are best friends. Your advise is correct, but it will be awkward for a while.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Absolutely a little awkward for a bit. But you got a big friendly hello and that’s a win, yea?

Was just thinking maybe her friend said or offered to say and she went “why the fuck should I care?”. Everything is equally possible, take ‘er easy and remember that you’ve got this no matter how it’s sliced :)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

When did this turn in to 4chan greentext territory. 🙄

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Can there be a female protagonist if a post is fake and gay?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The size you describe isn't small enough to merit being called small. It's barely below the statistical mean.

What's more is that waxers are well aware that growers exist, and (at least in my area) that's mostly what they see. It wouldn't even be cause for comment. The kinds of things they even bother telling each other about are like people who want fancy patterns waxed, or who have awful smelling active infections and have to be told to go get treated and come back. Occasionally they might talk about big tough guys who end up weeping like a baby (not just tears in the eyes, but bawling), or when they personally make mistakes.

At most your aesthetician told her that you got waxed and how she found out there was a connection. If your coworker bothered asking about your size she'd have gotten the usual response of, "who knows? You can never really tell during waxing because pain and fear of pain shrink things."

Source: was married to an aesthetician for 10 years.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

As I get older, I learn that not giving a fuck a out what others think is a solid strategy. Not sure my OCD and ADD can ever fully let me do that, but I am trying.

Always a chance this was a perfect ice breaker to bring your relationship together. Even if it isn't a love interest, just getting a chance to solidify a stronger human relationship is great for everyone.

And hey, if love interest does come out of it, you dont have to worry about downstairs anymore, she knows the inventory and still wanted to greet you with a smile.

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