I put stuff up my ass that doesn't even stop me aging
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Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think itβs really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
Who would say "no" to this??
The same kind of people who donβt wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
People think suppository is a 4 letter word. "Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!" Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
Conservatives
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
Seems like a no brainier. You'd get used to taking it.
I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.
This wasnβt a sentence I was expecting to read in my entire life.
Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning
Are you guys not doing butthole time every morning!?
Even those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.
(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)
A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.
I think it looks more like a durian.
Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
But what if it doesn't make you younger? So you'll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
I'm 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it's not terrible and I'd rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
Count me in. Bottoms up!
What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
Iβd be taking them two at a time!
Hell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!
If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I'm gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!
That depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don't wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.
I'd take it even if it was a "put it into the cut in your arm" form
Fuck yeah I would
Yes. Is the drug harvested from the brains of hyper intelligent whales from another planet? If so, then hell yes.
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