You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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[–] 86 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I put stuff up my ass that doesn't even stop me aging

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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny

    Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. "Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay????"

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude β€” but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

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    [+] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Who would say "no" to this??

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    Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Seems like a no brainier. You'd get used to taking it.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Even those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.

    (Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Who is going to reject this?

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    This is a definitely yes question. No other side effects? Sign me up!!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But what if it doesn't make you younger? So you'll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I'm 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it's not terrible and I'd rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Can I give one to each of my dogs as well?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Yes and yes.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Sure. By mouth, by butt, by injection, by patch, whatever. Yes.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.

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  • [+] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I’d be taking them two at a time!

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!

    Appropriate song

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Only if the way of injection is a big cock

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I'm gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don't wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd take it even if it was a "put it into the cut in your arm" form

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Yes. Is the drug harvested from the brains of hyper intelligent whales from another planet? If so, then hell yes.

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