β² 84 βΌ Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository? (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago* by festus@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml NSFW 116 comments fedilink hide all child comments You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
[β] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 years ago (5 children) Who would say "no" to this?? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] makuus@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) The same kind of people who donβt wash their ass because they think it would make them gay. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Vlixz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :β 0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent [β] MJBrune@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago People think suppository is a 4 letter word. "Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!" Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tbhall77@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Conservatives permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] the_third@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. Thatβs why we do it. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Amen to that permalink fedilink source parent [β] Pantherina@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] morgan_423@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I honestly think ending aging would be a boon for society. Because the death rate will plummet to accidental deaths, suicides, and homicides only, which are a tiny fraction of total overall deaths. Therefore overpopulation is going to very quickly motivate world society to get its collective shit together to solve the nagging problems that have been holding us back, and encourage expansion into the rest of the solar system. Because if the issues weren't solved, even the wealthy elite would be threatened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Pantherina@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing "untolerable illegal immigrant waves" causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all. Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work permalink fedilink source parent [β] interolivary@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago If you're under 50 you're probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary. permalink fedilink source parent [β] TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago Deathists I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] makuus@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) The same kind of people who donβt wash their ass because they think it would make them gay. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Vlixz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :β 0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Vlixz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :β 0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[β] MJBrune@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago People think suppository is a 4 letter word. "Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!" Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] tbhall77@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Conservatives permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] the_third@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. Thatβs why we do it. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Amen to that permalink fedilink source parent
[+] the_third@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. Thatβs why we do it. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Amen to that permalink fedilink source parent
[β] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. Thatβs why we do it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Pantherina@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] morgan_423@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I honestly think ending aging would be a boon for society. Because the death rate will plummet to accidental deaths, suicides, and homicides only, which are a tiny fraction of total overall deaths. Therefore overpopulation is going to very quickly motivate world society to get its collective shit together to solve the nagging problems that have been holding us back, and encourage expansion into the rest of the solar system. Because if the issues weren't solved, even the wealthy elite would be threatened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Pantherina@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing "untolerable illegal immigrant waves" causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all. Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work permalink fedilink source parent [β] interolivary@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago If you're under 50 you're probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morgan_423@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I honestly think ending aging would be a boon for society. Because the death rate will plummet to accidental deaths, suicides, and homicides only, which are a tiny fraction of total overall deaths. Therefore overpopulation is going to very quickly motivate world society to get its collective shit together to solve the nagging problems that have been holding us back, and encourage expansion into the rest of the solar system. Because if the issues weren't solved, even the wealthy elite would be threatened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Pantherina@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing "untolerable illegal immigrant waves" causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all. Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Pantherina@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing "untolerable illegal immigrant waves" causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all. Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work permalink fedilink source parent
[β] interolivary@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago If you're under 50 you're probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary. permalink fedilink source parent