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Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository? (lemmy.ca)
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You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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[–] 81 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny

Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. "Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay????"

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

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