Don't actually start shit please.
So my take
meat take
is that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.
vegetarian take
Firm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.
And mash potatoes on pizza isn't actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.
It's okay to put sweet chili heat Doritos and barbeque sauce into bean wraps.
Ketchup sucks shit. Really good ketchup only sucks moderately less shit than regular.
Your geographic distance from Oaxaca/Chiapas is directly proportional to how bad your Mexican food tastes.
Italian food is mid. Sweet food sucks. Acidic food sucks. Savory and sour is where it's at. Czechs are better at cooking than the Fr*nch who think they're culinary masters for making animals eat only butter and using endless garlic and butter on everything. Wine is also garbage. Thick, dark beers (so dark they taste like chocolate and bread) are the optimal way to drink alcohol.
Dunno about the Czech cooking part since I don't think I've had anything Czech besides beer, but 1000% agree.
Czech is the ultimate fusion of Hungarian, German, and Slavic dishes. We've mastered pairing sour foods and dressings with beers that taste like dark chocolate, wheat, and honey with high alcohol and low sugar counts. Idk I'm kinda a chauvinist about our food lmao it's way better than everywhere else 
I also like sour plum vodka stuff that is our national drink but it's more for a party shot imo not something you sit down and eat.
Also nothing beats drinking a great beer in Prague near a nice misty river surrounded by dense walkable landscapes of ancient buildings. Only other cities in Europe I'd say are maybe better are Copenhagen and Vienna, our food is better tho
A lot of Czech food is based on sour sauces which works great for vegan conversion recipes btw
if you leave tofu to it's own devices it tastes of nothing + the faint taste of soybeans (depending on type)
so if someone doesn't like the taste of tofu
Butter is overrated and vegetable oil is a more than suitable alternative for most instances and in double blind testing most people could never guess which one is which
I made a graham cracker crust with margarine and the texture was all wrong
Peanuts don't belong in brownies
or anything for that matter
What about comic strips?
The texture of refried beans makes it inedible. It also looks like diarrhea.
the ideal pizza is:
jalapeno, pineapple, mushroom, pepperoni, and anchovies
you get every spot on your tongue activated except for bitter: sweet, salty, umami, savory, spicy, cooling, funkiness from the cheese, acidity
not a hot take more like a disgusting thought but I wonder what would happen if you made cheese with a mixture of soy and dairy milk, so it has that whey AND soy protein, i wonder what that would be like
Honestly probably delicious
Cake, cupcakes and most other baked goods and desserts are fucking garbage.
And you can pour all your hot sauces on a dish of pickles and fuck off with that disgusting shit.
I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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