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[-] [email protected] 28 points 12 hours ago

Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

[-] [email protected] 79 points 16 hours ago

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 12 hours ago

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker

I'm pretty sure she's from California? Unless you're being metaphorical or something.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Since when does Spider-Man takes place in California?

[-] [email protected] 85 points 19 hours ago

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Depends on how long their tongue is.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 18 hours ago

Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 14 hours ago

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

[-] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago
  1. Who are they talking about?
  2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

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