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[–] 123 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t

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  • [–] 113 points 1 year ago (30 children)

    Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker

    I'm pretty sure she's from California? Unless you're being metaphorical or something.

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    [–] 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    Educate an old and out of touch person please:

    Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

    Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

    I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren't coming out of these holes.

    Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

    If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

    What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    1. Who are they talking about?
    2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

    (Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago*

    Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

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