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If right,
Try jumping
jump to own libtards
Try finger but hole
fort night
Glorious chest ahead
Reminder that everything is political
Stubbing my toe this morning was political? Ohhhhhh you'll see me at a protest real soon >:(
Maybe you stubbed your toe because the local council chose a poor design for the roadside curbs
I stubbed it on my flat floor, what do you have to say to that, Johnny Politics???
Sounds like you have some motor issues, probably stress related. You deserve more vacation days. And shorter working hours, so you aren't so rushed all the time.
When the 40 hour workweek was invented, most workers had a wife at home to do chores. You shouldn't be working 40 hours a week plus chores! When women started working and the workforce doubled, the standard workweek should have been adjusted to 20 hours a week. You probably wouldn't have stubbed your toe so pathetically if you only worked 20 hours a week and got paid a full wage.
I was not in a rush for work, nor doing chores! I was enjoying some leisure at the time, and I am a young person with several decades left in me before I'm "all used up" as the late great Utah Phillips once sang.
But if you can direct me to politicians I can rage against in my current situation, I am somewhat eager (my toe still hurts, otherwise I would be 100% eager)
Were you in a rush to take advantage of leisure time? With a 20 workweek, you'd have lots more leisure time, and you could afford to be more careful with it
Great quote from Brody West. LiS 2.
You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.
Also, adding politics – where it wasn't – is a sign of stupidity. I don't make the rules.
Finally something that wants to fuck me 😩
Awe don't sell yourself short!
Thanks ❤️
But no worries, that was just a little joke, I’m fine :)
❤️ thanks
I’m all good, it was just a little joke :)
Exactly, I just got an estus flask (probably a drug) for free (from a liberal no doubt), and now they say be wary of right. I thought I was playing Dark Souls, not Woke Souls!!11!!1!!!
Agreed! Tired of hearing about it literally EVERYWHERE
You libcons would complain about it!
Lol what?
I'm joking. Liberal conservative makes no sense.
Haha nothing seems to make sense anymore! 😂
Lol very true!
Seems sensible enough as an ideology imo
The ideology incorporates the classical liberal view of minimal government intervention in the economy, according to which individuals should be free to participate in the market and generate wealth without government interference. However, liberal conservatives also hold that individuals cannot be thoroughly depended on to act responsibly in other spheres of life; therefore, they believe that a strong state is necessary to ensure law and order and that social institutions are needed to nurture a sense of duty and responsibility to the nation
Here be shitposts ;)
Haha I'm new to shit posting. I have to ease into it apparently :P
I am reminded of this meme (which has a really funny template):
the gov could've fixed that step
Wait, your right or my right?
Walk up the stairs, you'll learn!
Yes.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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