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If right,
Try jumping
jump to own libtards
Try finger but hole
Glorious chest ahead
fort night
You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.
Also, adding politics – where it wasn't – is a sign of stupidity. I don't make the rules.
Finally something that wants to fuck me 😩
Exactly, I just got an estus flask (probably a drug) for free (from a liberal no doubt), and now they say be wary of right. I thought I was playing Dark Souls, not Woke Souls!!11!!1!!!
Reminder that everything is political
Stubbing my toe this morning was political? Ohhhhhh you'll see me at a protest real soon >:(
Maybe you stubbed your toe because the local council chose a poor design for the roadside curbs
I stubbed it on my flat floor, what do you have to say to that, Johnny Politics???
Sounds like you have some motor issues, probably stress related. You deserve more vacation days. And shorter working hours, so you aren't so rushed all the time.
When the 40 hour workweek was invented, most workers had a wife at home to do chores. You shouldn't be working 40 hours a week plus chores! When women started working and the workforce doubled, the standard workweek should have been adjusted to 20 hours a week. You probably wouldn't have stubbed your toe so pathetically if you only worked 20 hours a week and got paid a full wage.
I was not in a rush for work, nor doing chores! I was enjoying some leisure at the time, and I am a young person with several decades left in me before I'm "all used up" as the late great Utah Phillips once sang.
But if you can direct me to politicians I can rage against in my current situation, I am somewhat eager (my toe still hurts, otherwise I would be 100% eager)
Were you in a rush to take advantage of leisure time? With a 20 workweek, you'd have lots more leisure time, and you could afford to be more careful with it
I am reminded of this meme (which has a really funny template):
Wait, your right or my right?
Walk up the stairs, you'll learn!
Yes.
the gov could've fixed that step
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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