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Ugh it never ends (lemmy.world)
submitted 19 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I am reminded of this meme (which has a really funny template):

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

the gov could've fixed that step

[-] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago

Reminder that everything is political

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

Great quote from Brody West. LiS 2.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Stubbing my toe this morning was political? Ohhhhhh you'll see me at a protest real soon >:(

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Maybe you stubbed your toe because the local council chose a poor design for the roadside curbs

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I stubbed it on my flat floor, what do you have to say to that, Johnny Politics???

[-] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sounds like you have some motor issues, probably stress related. You deserve more vacation days. And shorter working hours, so you aren't so rushed all the time.

When the 40 hour workweek was invented, most workers had a wife at home to do chores. You shouldn't be working 40 hours a week plus chores! When women started working and the workforce doubled, the standard workweek should have been adjusted to 20 hours a week. You probably wouldn't have stubbed your toe so pathetically if you only worked 20 hours a week and got paid a full wage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I was not in a rush for work, nor doing chores! I was enjoying some leisure at the time, and I am a young person with several decades left in me before I'm "all used up" as the late great Utah Phillips once sang.

But if you can direct me to politicians I can rage against in my current situation, I am somewhat eager (my toe still hurts, otherwise I would be 100% eager)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Were you in a rush to take advantage of leisure time? With a 20 workweek, you'd have lots more leisure time, and you could afford to be more careful with it

[-] [email protected] 37 points 17 hours ago

puts message down near cliff

If right,

Try jumping

[-] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Glorious chest ahead

[-] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago

jump to own libtards

[-] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago

You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.

Also, adding politics – where it wasn't – is a sign of stupidity. I don't make the rules.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Finally something that wants to fuck me 😩

[-] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

Awe don't sell yourself short!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Thanks ❤️

But no worries, that was just a little joke, I’m fine :)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

❤️ thanks

I’m all good, it was just a little joke :)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Exactly, I just got an estus flask (probably a drug) for free (from a liberal no doubt), and now they say be wary of right. I thought I was playing Dark Souls, not Woke Souls!!11!!1!!!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Agreed! Tired of hearing about it literally EVERYWHERE

[-] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

You libcons would complain about it!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

I'm joking. Liberal conservative makes no sense.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Haha nothing seems to make sense anymore! 😂

[-] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Lol very true!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Seems sensible enough as an ideology imo

The ideology incorporates the classical liberal view of minimal government intervention in the economy, according to which individuals should be free to participate in the market and generate wealth without government interference. However, liberal conservatives also hold that individuals cannot be thoroughly depended on to act responsibly in other spheres of life; therefore, they believe that a strong state is necessary to ensure law and order and that social institutions are needed to nurture a sense of duty and responsibility to the nation

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Haha I'm new to shit posting. I have to ease into it apparently :P

[-] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Wait, your right or my right?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Walk up the stairs, you'll learn!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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