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Art is subjective (sub.wetshaving.social)
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[-] [email protected] 120 points 3 weeks ago

Ruined? Those auctioneer will spin some artsy story and it will be a million pound art. It's money laundering after all.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

The difference between art and graffiti is about 100 years.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago

Story is wrong, it was his last day.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 3 weeks ago

You're not wrong.

The security guard has since been fired and the police have opened a criminal investigation.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago
  1. I knew I'd read this before.
[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think, you found a bug in the Lemmy webpage. 🙃

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Woah

2357111317192123.

Edit: doesn't work for this comment to me

23413431414.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

In voyager it just looks cut off

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

So, what's happening is that it interprets a number at the start of a line, followed by a dot, to be an enumeration:

  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Three

And then it indents that text to a certain fixed width, which is why a very long number sticks out to the left.

Why your comment didn't work, is for two reasons:

  1. It stops interpreting a number as an enumeration when you go beyond 9 digits. That's why your first and last example didn't work.
  2. It automatically 'fixes' the enumeration, if the numbers aren't successors. I actually wrote "123456789." at the start of this line, but it changes it to a "2.". That's why the "2334." and "23145524." you wrote got changed to a "124." and "125.", which made them too short to really look broken.
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lol. I can see the matrix.

O wait I can't.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

That was his day on the job.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Of all of his days on the job, this was all of them

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

I just wish it was the original artist who got a job as a security guard just for this

[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A conservationist should be able to remove the ink. I doubt it’s “ruined”.

Edit: looked it up, apparently restoration cost about $5k. Not ruined, but definitely a costly little stunt.

Article where the guard explains a bit

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

He explains that some teenage girls handed him a pen and said draw eyes on it. And he was like, okay sure I guess.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Who the hell is that stupid lmao

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Daily Mail readers

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

In this context a security guard.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

"ruined" in the eyes of the ones. "Upgraded" in the eyes of others.

Taste in art is highly individual as can be seen here again.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

“eyesed” in the eyes of the literal

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He may have added value.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Making art with art 👌

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Should have used googly eyes

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It was his first day, he only had the pen in his pocket.

And what have we learned, kids?

Always carry a pocketful of googly eyes!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

They should promote him, its much better now.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I think it makes it better.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

They misspelled improved

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Missed his calling, should have worked in a corrections facility.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sweet, the Russian army gets more meat for it's grinder. You would think Russian serfs would be more careful about breaking the law during these mass sacrifice times.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he's already been through the grinder

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You should use Linux.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Has he been arrested like those people with the harmless orange powder?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Both versions suck.

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