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how to punish puppy girl? (cdn.imgchest.com)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

(all "punishments" are actually rewards)

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago

I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

This is hilarious out of context

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

What in tarnation

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

If the punishment doesn't turn them on, what is even the point of doing the roleplay? 🤨

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Hey, it's illegal for a greentext to be this real.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Real and ... straight? No, doesn't work.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gay: they're both women

Fake: women on 4chan

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Isn't it obvious?

A rolled up newspaper.

What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Spray bottle

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Rub her noes in it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Reverse puppygirl hypno videos

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Have you heard of "Leopold's apple"?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It’s all about that 1-day blinding stew

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this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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