Welcome to sick bay.
These are our analgesics.
And for our Klingons, these are pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
Do I look like I know what a bat'leth is?
Taste the heat, not defeat.
That Borg ain't right
“I give out medicine and medicine accessories.”
"My subroutines can't tell if that is sarcasm or if I should kick your ass."
Okay, now I'm convinced that Hank is Starfleet Medical material.
Dammit Bobby, I’m your father, not a doctor!
Tell you whut.
EMHank: Hwat is the nature of the medical emergency?
Neelix: Lt Buck ordered a steak, I cooked it well done, and then he physically assaulted me!
EMHank: ...I better tend to Lt Buck's fists as you deserved what you got.
Paris exits sick bay
That boy ain't right, I'll tell you hwhat.
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is
I'm out of propane
As in?
"I'm here to cure ass and sell propane. And I'm all out of propane."
"Take a salt tablet and walk it off"
Edit: Oh, whoops. That line is from CMO Coach Sauers.
This is gold, and the comments have me cracking up. Well done!
Thank you :)
“He’s dead, Jim.”
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