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[–] 147 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Trump dying sounds good until you consider he'll be replaced by JD Vance

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  • [–] 102 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    JD Vance dying sounds good until you consider he'll be replaced by Mike Johnson.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    And Mike Johnson tells his son every time he cums

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I was curious how far down the line of succession you would have to go to find someone who would not be a catastrophically bad president. 11 positions down is the Secretary of Labor, Lori Chavez-DeRemer. She's a Hispanic woman who was one of 6 Republican house members who signed a pledge to respect the results of the 2024 election, the only Republican cosponsor of a pro- union bill, and opposes a national Bank on abortion or IVF. Far from Ideal but light years better than the rest of the fascists on the list

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn't moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it's much more difficult. They couldn't just try to bomb one building or something.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    JD Vance doesn't have the following or the charisma to pull off the nonsense Trump does. MAGA doesn't work without Trump. Anytime MAGA has been in an election without Trump it fails pretty spectacularly.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I don't want Trump to die. I want him just in the edge of mental degradation so there's a constitutional crisis. GQP will hesitate to 24A him cause MAGA would revolt. It would be an extremely lame duck presidency.

    I want Trump to live long and quiet enough that he's forgotten.

    I want him to survive a Cat-5 hurricane that destroys Mar-a-Lago.

    I want him to drool uncontrollably in a wheelchair while they take down his name down from buildings and golf resorts and turn them into shelters for the homeless and asylum seekers.

    I want all his sons turn into Viserys III Targaryen, paupers and laughing stocks that people entertain out of pity, not respect.

    I want him to live a long life in interesting times.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It would be an extremely lame duck presidency.

    It already is. Haven't you seen him sign those executive orders and it's immediately apparent he's never seen or read it before that moment? He doesn't have any clue what he's going to sign before they put the paper in front of him.

    Trump is in the White House for two reasons- make himself richer and avoid prosecution for his crimes. Everything else that's happening is being masterminded by someone else. Smart money is on Stephen Miller.

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    [–] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They’ve been saying shit like this for years. Horrible people live far, far too long.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Nothing will get him out of office other than death. That includes 2028.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I don't know if even death will. Maybe he stops making public appearances for "national security reasons" and only communicates through video broadcasts. Anyone who notices something is slightly off about them, like frames where he has extra fingers or nonsense text on the papers on his desk is called a conspiracy theorist, and to shut up and celebrate the Dear Leader's 170th birthday.

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    [–] 45 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    My hope is that he has a massive stroke live on TV and then ends up wheelchair-bound unable to speak without the help of a Stephen Hawking style talk box and then deteriorates over the next few months and off to the golf course with ya Donny.

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Despite these concerns, the White House physician, Captain Sean Barbabella, issued a clean bill of health in April, stating Trump "exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health."

    Oh, right. The same people who covered up how close to death Reagan was after a pedophile shot him.

    "He's a guy who's subsisted off of McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken and well done steaks for a very long time," he said. "He is not a healthy guy."

    This is it for me. Well done steaks? Medium rare, ride or die. Let's go!

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Wait. You're telling me that people in their late 70s early 80s don't make for great presidents??

    No way. 😐

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh great - President Vance then. 🤮🤮🤮

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I reckon Vance has the potential to be a lot more volatile and cruel than Trump. Trump's just a greedy, dumb arsehole that says whatever he thinks will make him a buck. Vance creeps me the fuck out, and his rich mates are no better.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    I don't see how it could make any difference.

    He's already an idiot, a delusional narcissist, and a compulsive liar, so it's not as if he could become even more detached from realitybthan he already is. And his supporters don't care (and likely don't even notice), since they're even dumber than he is.

    And it's not like he"s going to forget his platform, since it's pretty much just hating immigrants and LGBTQ, dicking over poor people, singing his own praises and scamming as much money as possible, and that's all as natural and automatic to him as breathing..

    Really, there's just not much cognition going on there in the first place - it's more in the nature of infantile immediacy and animal instincts - so I can't see how any loss of it would matter much.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    we might not make it through four years

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just look at some of his speeches from the last time he was president and you'll see the difference is night and day. Before it was just stupidity, but now it's so much worse and he can barely form a sentence compared to then. And for all the people saying "well, Biden was clearly in decline too and everyone tried to hide it." And you're probably right. But you know what? He's not the president right now. And if it was such a big deal back then it should be an even bigger deal now because we are still letting it happen.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    So, as expected, he will die without suffering the consequences of his actions.

    Sounds about white.

    American justice is the butt of a joke.

    Assuming he's dead or leaves in 2028, America wasted 8 years on a felon rapist. 8 years of our lives with not just no progress, but regression. Means we'll see less progress and less benefits in our short lives. So fucking pathetic.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    I dont think it would solve the overall issue the US has, tho it would be not the worst thing to happen

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    It's not like he's going to begin acting like an irrational idiot soon. Why would this change anything?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I want him to fall into the pits of hell, but before he does, his scorched, cheeto dust fingers breech the surface one last time to curl around Vance's pant leg, dragging him down with him.

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  • That was the idea.

    Trump dies in office, JD Vance is sworn is an President

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I mean, yeah? That's why they pushed Thiel's puppet as VP.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    C'mon, Rick Wilson saying something mean about Trump isn't news. He's not changing any Republican minds, his Lincoln Project has been outside the tent for years.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Biden stayed on, Woodrow Wilson stayed on, Rotten Regean stayed on. I would imagine there was even more Presidents not medically competent to run the country.

    Having your President medically incompetent to run America seems to be tradition.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They'll just wheel him around like they did with Alzheimer's Reagan in the 80s. Anything to keep up doing the most evil shit they can think of without repercussions

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Wish all you want that Trump preferably dies soon but it doesn't matter. He is merely the punching bag and front for the real rulers: the oligarchs. They will only prop up someone else as the fall guy, while they steal every fibre, life and soul of everything they touches.

    I can't wait for corporate fascism! Enclave when?! /s

    But seriously, America wants to speedrun to corporate fascism (Thiel and Musk are accelerationists after all). But even without this speed running, corpo-fascism is only the logical conclusion of America's deranged obsession and worshipping of capitalism.

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