▲ 587 ▼ Trump's Cognitive 'Decline' Suggests He 'Might Not Make It Through Four Years,' Republican Strategist Says (www.latintimes.com) submitted 1 year ago by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world 167 comments fedilink hide all child comments Come on stroke!
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 year ago (5 children) JD Vance dying sounds good until you consider he'll be replaced by Mike Johnson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 year ago (3 children) And Mike Johnson tells his son every time he cums permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 child) Amazing. Assuming this is true, and he actually gets any, he can hit his son with "I came in your mom last night." It may lead to billions in therapy bills, but thet kid is getting the closest thing to the 2006 public Halo game experience. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Is online gaming different now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago His son’s phone alert goes off with the camgirl tip noises dingdingdingdingding “DAD it’s CHRISTMAS EVE” permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) I’d have ruined that app as a teen and not even by telling the truth. I’d be getting pictures of me in empty parks on a carousel like, “3 head shots, 7 kills.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) What? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke. I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago https://youtu.be/0YrrscZz9Jk permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children) I was curious how far down the line of succession you would have to go to find someone who would not be a catastrophically bad president. 11 positions down is the Secretary of Labor, Lori Chavez-DeRemer. She's a Hispanic woman who was one of 6 Republican house members who signed a pledge to respect the results of the 2024 election, the only Republican cosponsor of a pro- union bill, and opposes a national Bank on abortion or IVF. Far from Ideal but light years better than the rest of the fascists on the list permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] meco03211@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children) It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn't moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it's much more difficult. They couldn't just try to bomb one building or something. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) I’m an atheist but on Inauguration Day I was praying. Then they moved it inside suddenly. All those billionaire butt kissers were there too… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago But seriously, that was a potential dream scenario for… uh… someone… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago True, but most if not all of those positions need congressional approval of the next person holding the position. It doesn't transfer automatically. The approval process can drag on for months. I think one or two are still "acting" secretaries under Trump. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Kiefer permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) So how did she get a cabinet level position? I'm honestly confused permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Normally I would never say a woman slept her way to the top, but this is Trump we are talking about. None of these people legitimately earned their cabinet positions. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Vance can pick anyone to be his VP I believe, so it likely wouldn't be Johnson permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Envy@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) They're referring to the succession in an emergency. After that i think is speaker pro tempore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, I think they are just pointing in the line of succession doesn't do much if the VP was chosen by the president. We only made it 4 electiona before the 12th amendment was made and killed any hopes that the line of succession would be useful and Washingtons hopes that we wouldn't become a 2 party system were completely dashed. Without the 12th Amendment I have no idea who would be president right now. Biden would have never been Vice President and such likely would have never been President. Harris the same. But the President would likely have an obstacle at all times in the Senate as the only way to get both the President and Vice President elected for the same "party" they would have to have 2 candidates beat 1 of another party, splitting the vote of their own party. In today's media age, it would be really hard to have gotten that done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago If there is an opening in the VP spot, the President nominates a new VP. But that VP still has to be confirmed by both houses of Congress before he can be sworn in. The only way Johnson becomes president is if a) Trump dies, Vance nominates him, and Congress confirms it, or b) both Trump and Vance kick the bucket at the same time which automatically puts Johnson in the White House. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Yeah, we're fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago Christ, what a list of absolute scumbags. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) What if all 18 are taken out then what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] habitualcynic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago just gather them all and let a single mortar shell loose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 year ago (3 children) And Mike Johnson tells his son every time he cums permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 child) Amazing. Assuming this is true, and he actually gets any, he can hit his son with "I came in your mom last night." It may lead to billions in therapy bills, but thet kid is getting the closest thing to the 2006 public Halo game experience. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Is online gaming different now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago His son’s phone alert goes off with the camgirl tip noises dingdingdingdingding “DAD it’s CHRISTMAS EVE” permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) I’d have ruined that app as a teen and not even by telling the truth. I’d be getting pictures of me in empty parks on a carousel like, “3 head shots, 7 kills.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) What? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke. I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago https://youtu.be/0YrrscZz9Jk permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 child) Amazing. Assuming this is true, and he actually gets any, he can hit his son with "I came in your mom last night." It may lead to billions in therapy bills, but thet kid is getting the closest thing to the 2006 public Halo game experience. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Is online gaming different now? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Is online gaming different now? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago His son’s phone alert goes off with the camgirl tip noises dingdingdingdingding “DAD it’s CHRISTMAS EVE” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) I’d have ruined that app as a teen and not even by telling the truth. I’d be getting pictures of me in empty parks on a carousel like, “3 head shots, 7 kills.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) What? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke. I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago https://youtu.be/0YrrscZz9Jk permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) What? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke. I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke. I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago https://youtu.be/0YrrscZz9Jk permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children) I was curious how far down the line of succession you would have to go to find someone who would not be a catastrophically bad president. 11 positions down is the Secretary of Labor, Lori Chavez-DeRemer. She's a Hispanic woman who was one of 6 Republican house members who signed a pledge to respect the results of the 2024 election, the only Republican cosponsor of a pro- union bill, and opposes a national Bank on abortion or IVF. Far from Ideal but light years better than the rest of the fascists on the list permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] meco03211@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children) It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn't moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it's much more difficult. They couldn't just try to bomb one building or something. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) I’m an atheist but on Inauguration Day I was praying. Then they moved it inside suddenly. All those billionaire butt kissers were there too… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago But seriously, that was a potential dream scenario for… uh… someone… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago True, but most if not all of those positions need congressional approval of the next person holding the position. It doesn't transfer automatically. The approval process can drag on for months. I think one or two are still "acting" secretaries under Trump. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Kiefer permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) So how did she get a cabinet level position? I'm honestly confused permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Normally I would never say a woman slept her way to the top, but this is Trump we are talking about. None of these people legitimately earned their cabinet positions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children) It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn't moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it's much more difficult. They couldn't just try to bomb one building or something. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) I’m an atheist but on Inauguration Day I was praying. Then they moved it inside suddenly. All those billionaire butt kissers were there too… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago But seriously, that was a potential dream scenario for… uh… someone… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago True, but most if not all of those positions need congressional approval of the next person holding the position. It doesn't transfer automatically. The approval process can drag on for months. I think one or two are still "acting" secretaries under Trump. permalink fedilink source parent [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Kiefer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) I’m an atheist but on Inauguration Day I was praying. Then they moved it inside suddenly. All those billionaire butt kissers were there too… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago But seriously, that was a potential dream scenario for… uh… someone… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago But seriously, that was a potential dream scenario for… uh… someone… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago True, but most if not all of those positions need congressional approval of the next person holding the position. It doesn't transfer automatically. The approval process can drag on for months. I think one or two are still "acting" secretaries under Trump. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) So how did she get a cabinet level position? I'm honestly confused permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Normally I would never say a woman slept her way to the top, but this is Trump we are talking about. None of these people legitimately earned their cabinet positions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Normally I would never say a woman slept her way to the top, but this is Trump we are talking about. None of these people legitimately earned their cabinet positions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Vance can pick anyone to be his VP I believe, so it likely wouldn't be Johnson permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Envy@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) They're referring to the succession in an emergency. After that i think is speaker pro tempore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, I think they are just pointing in the line of succession doesn't do much if the VP was chosen by the president. We only made it 4 electiona before the 12th amendment was made and killed any hopes that the line of succession would be useful and Washingtons hopes that we wouldn't become a 2 party system were completely dashed. Without the 12th Amendment I have no idea who would be president right now. Biden would have never been Vice President and such likely would have never been President. Harris the same. But the President would likely have an obstacle at all times in the Senate as the only way to get both the President and Vice President elected for the same "party" they would have to have 2 candidates beat 1 of another party, splitting the vote of their own party. In today's media age, it would be really hard to have gotten that done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago If there is an opening in the VP spot, the President nominates a new VP. But that VP still has to be confirmed by both houses of Congress before he can be sworn in. The only way Johnson becomes president is if a) Trump dies, Vance nominates him, and Congress confirms it, or b) both Trump and Vance kick the bucket at the same time which automatically puts Johnson in the White House. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Envy@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) They're referring to the succession in an emergency. After that i think is speaker pro tempore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, I think they are just pointing in the line of succession doesn't do much if the VP was chosen by the president. We only made it 4 electiona before the 12th amendment was made and killed any hopes that the line of succession would be useful and Washingtons hopes that we wouldn't become a 2 party system were completely dashed. Without the 12th Amendment I have no idea who would be president right now. Biden would have never been Vice President and such likely would have never been President. Harris the same. But the President would likely have an obstacle at all times in the Senate as the only way to get both the President and Vice President elected for the same "party" they would have to have 2 candidates beat 1 of another party, splitting the vote of their own party. In today's media age, it would be really hard to have gotten that done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, I think they are just pointing in the line of succession doesn't do much if the VP was chosen by the president. We only made it 4 electiona before the 12th amendment was made and killed any hopes that the line of succession would be useful and Washingtons hopes that we wouldn't become a 2 party system were completely dashed. Without the 12th Amendment I have no idea who would be president right now. Biden would have never been Vice President and such likely would have never been President. Harris the same. But the President would likely have an obstacle at all times in the Senate as the only way to get both the President and Vice President elected for the same "party" they would have to have 2 candidates beat 1 of another party, splitting the vote of their own party. In today's media age, it would be really hard to have gotten that done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago If there is an opening in the VP spot, the President nominates a new VP. But that VP still has to be confirmed by both houses of Congress before he can be sworn in. The only way Johnson becomes president is if a) Trump dies, Vance nominates him, and Congress confirms it, or b) both Trump and Vance kick the bucket at the same time which automatically puts Johnson in the White House. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Yeah, we're fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago Christ, what a list of absolute scumbags. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) What if all 18 are taken out then what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] habitualcynic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago Christ, what a list of absolute scumbags. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) What if all 18 are taken out then what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] habitualcynic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago just gather them all and let a single mortar shell loose permalink fedilink source parent