Amazing. Assuming this is true, and he actually gets any, he can hit his son with "I came in your mom last night."

It may lead to billions in therapy bills, but thet kid is getting the closest thing to the 2006 public Halo game experience.

His son’s phone alert goes off with the camgirl tip noises

dingdingdingdingding

“DAD it’s CHRISTMAS EVE”

I’d have ruined that app as a teen and not even by telling the truth. I’d be getting pictures of me in empty parks on a carousel like, “3 head shots, 7 kills.”