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someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn't even know it
It was Bono's dad
They suspected. They couldn't confirm it.
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
``Doesn't seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it's probably someone with cholera
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Pffffft...
Those are rookie numbers
I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up
Fisting with IBS, hey?
I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.
Oh, I'm the fister rather than the fistee
I've given it a shot (I'm no hypocrite) but it didn't really excite me
I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts
They're surprisingly different experiences
Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it's in
That’s fair! Dynamic shape is cool, but so are knots and flares!
That escalated fist.
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You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in shit
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
My toilet over-flows on the company floor
Rookie numbers
OP is full of shit.
How much cum?
I need a visual
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How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces
Normal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf
Radius = 0.75 cm
Density = 1.06 g/cm³
Mass = 3,500,000 g
Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³
Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²
Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km
So 18.7km or 11.6 miles
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That would depend on the tightness of the anus
Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?
Irrelevant. We roll them into ISO standard poo diameter after excretion
Mom look im finally above average
Those are rookie numbers!
3 and a half metric shit tons.
Where does that all go?!?
I feel like I'm trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.
I'm going for the high score
My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.
Double that for me.
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