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[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

How much cum?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Where does that all go?!?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn't even know it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They suspected. They couldn't confirm it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

``Doesn't seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.

If so, it's probably someone with cholera

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Pffffft...

Those are rookie numbers

I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Fisting with IBS, hey?

I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oh, I'm the fister rather than the fistee

I've given it a shot (I'm no hypocrite) but it didn't really excite me

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They're surprisingly different experiences

Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it's in

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That’s fair! Dynamic shape is cool, but so are knots and flares!

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in shit

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

My toilet over-flows on the company floor

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Rookie numbers

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

OP is full of shit.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Mom look im finally above average

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

Normal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf

Radius = 0.75 cm

Density = 1.06 g/cm³

Mass = 3,500,000 g

Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³

Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²

Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km

So 18.7km or 11.6 miles

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

That would depend on the tightness of the anus

Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Irrelevant. We roll them into ISO standard poo diameter after excretion

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Those are rookie numbers!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like I'm trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

3 and a half metric shit tons.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm going for the high score

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe you do; I produce far more feces by replying to comments on the internet

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And a smidgeon or three of PFAS and plastics and heavy metals.

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